The truth about being a performer; in pictures

Being a burlesque performer is like, soooo glamorous, and like soooo exciting, you know?

Networking for jobs is such fun.


You travel in style, with great views.

train toilets

And the dressing rooms are always amazing

mens loos

Handsome men rush to help you with your many suitcases because you are just so precious.


You go to the most glamorous locations.


And you only eat the finest foods.


Burlesque performers earn lots so you always have money in your purse.


You are constantly surrounded with fabulous people.


The audience always loves you

bad audience

And everything always goes according to plan

carbreakdownDog boa

Train delayluggage damage

Yes, being a burlesque performer is the most glamorous job there is!


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