Being a burlesque performer is like, soooo glamorous, and like soooo exciting, you know?
Networking for jobs is such fun.
You travel in style, with great views.
And the dressing rooms are always amazing
Handsome men rush to help you with your many suitcases because you are just so precious.
You go to the most glamorous locations.
And you only eat the finest foods.
Burlesque performers earn lots so you always have money in your purse.
You are constantly surrounded with fabulous people.
The audience always loves you
And everything always goes according to plan
Yes, being a burlesque performer is the most glamorous job there is!